Monday 16 May 2011

my thought process whilst listening to a conservatory salesman yesterday went like this

 
he's very young, or am i getting old
I am hungry
his shoes need polishing, you should always have shiny shoes
what is an orangery?
but he has nice hair
not sure which is better, bacon or sausages
will i be able to write my masterpiece in our orangery, if not can we get the money back
i need coffee, coffee, coffee. If I think this hard enough, will it transmit to him and will he make a drink?
can you get lemonreys? or starfruiterys?
i don't like wicker, I don't like the word wicker either, it sounds like witter and flicker which i don't like either
yes! it worked! I have coffee
JUDAS, JUD AA AA
 

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